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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Commandments

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The cow's discourse on monetary policy was remarkably lucid despite all the nuance.


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caitlin-haf: I want to thank tumblr for bringing my attention to every lesbian character and ship...

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caitlin-haf:

I want to thank tumblr for bringing my attention to every lesbian character and ship that has ever had airtime on any channel in any country

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herbertwest: rox-and-prose: I think a common mistake people make about puns is that they often...

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herbertwest:

rox-and-prose:

I think a common mistake people make about puns is that they often believe puns are meant to make people laugh. This is not so! The emotion that puns are meant to elicit isn’t joy, it’s rage.

Puns are meant to inflict punitive damage

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glumshoe:curiousobsession101:glumshoe:draconym:glumshoe:hot take but I think it’s probably OK to eat...

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glumshoe:

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glumshoe:

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glumshoe:

hot take but I think it’s probably OK to eat your boyfriend if he’s in the final stage of his lifecycle and has fulfilled his reproductive obligation by fertilizing your eggs and is going to die soon anyway, if eating him provides you with necessary nourishment that you then use in producing the maximum number of healthy viable offspring

No!!! Just because your boyfriend is in the final stage of his lifecycle doesn’t mean he doesn’t have other life plans!!! If he hasn’t offered himself as a nuptial gift it’s entirely possible that he might mate again someday, so who are you to decide his reproductive goals are fulfilled!!! You need to obtain your boyfriend’s consent before you cannibalize him!!!!!

ladies if he doesn’t throw himself into your fangs after sex he just doesn’t care about you

OP is an Australian redback spider specifically.

stop doxxing me

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rnorningstars:there’s a large grey area between “this creator is a misogynist/homophobe/racist”...

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there’s a large grey area between “this creator is a misogynist/homophobe/racist” and “this creator did not fully think through the implications of some of their writing choices” and it would be nice if people would stop to assess where in the scale between those two cases their criticism applies, instead of going for a hard zero on the first option all the time

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