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I told her I'd take her address off the packaging if she'd stop submitting anonymous food safety complaints about my bakery to the health department, but she sent me a note that said NO DEAL along with an extra large batch of cookies.
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I told her I'd take her address off the packaging if she'd stop submitting anonymous food safety complaints about my bakery to the health department, but she sent me a note that said NO DEAL along with an extra large batch of cookies.

love2bfit:I love this.

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love2bfit:

I love this.

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sinister–potato: anyroads: rosszulorzott: nandras: schrödinger...

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sinister–potato:

anyroads:

rosszulorzott:

nandras:

schrödinger erről a lehetőségről nem beszélt

:D

“Schrodinger did not mention this option”

the only unboxing that matters!

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joshpeck:i feel tumblr is the right audience for this reductress article

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i feel tumblr is the right audience for this reductress article

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The reason the heroes are always so easily able to infiltrate the bad guy’s secret base isn’t...

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The reason the heroes are always so easily able to infiltrate the bad guy’s secret base isn’t because evil minions are stupid. I mean, they may well be, but that’s not why.

Rather, it’s because effective operational security depends on establishing and enforcing norms. No behaviour is suspicious in the abstract; that judgment can only be made with reference to some accepted code of conduct.

And if you’re a minion? You basically have no point of reference, because working for an evil overlord is, scientifically speaking, weird as hell.

You had to fight a giant squid as part of your orientation. You’re pretty sure Alice over in engineering is a version of you from a parallel universe, but neither of you have ever had the guts to bring it up. Your supervisor wears a horned helmet in the goddamn break room.

So when you’re confronted with that “new hire” who’s really, really obviously three raccoons in a trenchcoat, you’ve gotta ask yourself: is this… normal? Should I be reporting this to someone?

More importantly, do I want to make this my problem?

And for those who make it as minions, the answer very quickly becomes no, no I do not.

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