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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green in confusion, as Green is covered in pink hair rollers.
Green: I'm going to find out what I'd look like with curls!

Blue sits down to wait as Green leaves the room.
Green: It's time to take the rollers out!

Blue sits with the most neutral expression possible as Green returns, as a fluffy cloud of uncontrollable curls.

With miraculous self-discipline, Blue manages to keep his expression neutral, while Green frowns at him.
Blue: Requesting permission to laugh hysterically.
Green: Request denied.ALT
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a little bonfire, gazing restfully into the flickering flames.
Blue: Do you ever think of the ways your life could've gone differently?
Green: No.
Blue: Like if you could start over with everything that you know now?
Green: Nope. The odds of finding you again in the right place at the right time are way too low.
Blue: You'd rather have me than a new chance?
Green: Having you is the best possible life.ALT
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New Zealand's Australia Problem

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From: Wendover Productions
Duration: 17:56
Views: 704,782

Go to https://hensonshaving.com/wendover and enter "Wendover" at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase.

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Writing by Sam Denby, Tristan Purdy, and Christine Benedetti
Editing by Alexander Williard
Animation by Sara Stoltman, Gabriel Ferreras, Austin Glass, and Kate Ermolenkko
Sound by Manni Simon and Dony Bullen
Thumbnail by Simon Buckmaster

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Toast Water (1901)

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From: B. Dylan Hollis
Duration: 1:13
Views: 1,288,423

Perhaps the saddest beverage ever

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Welcome to 😡Ragebait😡. Population: You.

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From: JillBearup
Duration: 14:54
Views: 38,958

Welcome to Ragebait, Population: You. And me. And anyone else who thinks that the phrase 'push present' is the tackiest thing they've ever heard.

Buy Just Stab Me Now (ebook and audiobook): https://patreon.com/c/jillbearup/shop
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hundred

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The Perks of Being A Hundred Wallflowers is about a teenager with the superpower to turn into an army of shy people.


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A Hundred Visits from The Goon Squad, A Hundred Good Scents From a Strange Mountain, A Hundred Summons to Memphis, A Hundred Confederacies of Dunces.
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