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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue jumps in shock as Green floats idly by him.
Green: I don't feel like doing today.

Blue turns his head to follow where Green is going as Green floats further away.
Blue: Doing what today?
Green: Just the whole day. Any of it.

As Green drifts out of sight, Blue raises his eyebrow, puzzled, watching where Green drifted off to.
Blue: Also why are you floating?
Green, out of frame: I got excommuned by gravity.

Blue stares after Green, now in blank bafflement.
Blue: ...What?ALT
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Earthquake Prediction Flowchart

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At least people who make religious predictions of the apocalypse have an answer to the question 'Why didn't you predict any of the other ones that happened recently?'
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At least people who make religious predictions of the apocalypse have an answer to the question 'Why didn't you predict any of the other ones that happened recently?'

No, no, NO! 🛑

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is laying on the floor, suffering, as Green peers at him cautiously.
Green: How's your headache? Can I help in any way?
Blue: Not really. I just have to suffer through it.

Having produced an antique-style velvet-cushioned fainting couch, apparently out of nowhere, Green places Blue upon it. Blue rests on his back, still exactly just as miserable as before.
Green: Would you feel better suffering on a nice fainting couch?
Blue: It's not worse.

Closing his eyes, Green cuddles up to Blue, loosely wrapping around him.
Green: What if I lay down too, draped dramatically over you, lamenting your grievous fate?
Blue: You don't have to do all that.
Green: But I want to.ALT
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Metric Tip

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The package weighs 7 kg 9 oz.
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mxm23
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And what caused the Gimli Glider
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macr0t0r
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This is how we lost the Mars lander.
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The package weighs 7 kg 9 oz.

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Money is stupid, but we need it to live. Please consider donating to our Patreon to keep this comic alive and kicking!

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